Archive for September, 2009

R.I.P Patrick Swayze and Banjo

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

As of now, the banjo isn’t part of the ramps set up anymore. It’s been replaced by a homemade gaffa-tape-beast of an instrument that is unruly and unpredictable.

Just occurred to me that the only Patrick Swazye films I’ve seen are Donnie Darko and The Outsiders. Yep that’s right, never seen Dirty Dancing, Point Break or Ghost.

The cast for The Outsiders is fucken nuts, Patrick Swayze, Matt Dillon, Tom Cruise, Rob Low and Emilio Estevez all pre-stardom and pimply and awkward. Oh and Ralph Macchio too.

Plus Tom Waits. And Sofia Coppola.

Yikes.

Donnie Darko was, in my opinion, a big stinking pile of wank with a petite little turd perched on top.

Speaking of movies, finally got around to seeing The Conformist the other night. Fucken aaaaaace.

Fresh Spam / Future Song Titles

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

spruce cahoot eager acrid?
care demean megilp.
cheat chert.
minnow twicer.
rouse for.
deaden elbow recede elves?
gin salmon garlic brat?
minnow smith kilty didst!
public vulva.
snaky cape veil veil?
fluent megilp bleak.
richly saint belie long?
psalm tmesis acrid stout!
recede clog.
lights grazer chert temple!
cermet passim passe vulva?
pram loadon.
elvish sicken sky unmake.
gladly steam pram vulva.
endive serve eager long.
tmesis didst paw.
elbow salmon dumpy.
eagre brat grazer.
dressy acrid paw sky.
unmake elvish.
stout imply shrike.
chert lights sicken fluent!
sorely endive tmesis cermet!
sky long.
tocher demean chert salmon?
dumpy sicken.
canine salmon.
placid debt public veil?
chert minnow scarf clog.
cermet canine rue endive!
sicken alder unmake debt.
menses yarn cheat dredge?
scarf wop.
caul menses passe.
unwrap sorely.
fluent menses scarf sicken.
gin elvish richly scarf.
swathe debt serve dressy.
alder fulcra.
chert elvish paw garlic.
brat snaky dredge canine.
acrid thirty badger.
smith dumpy veil paw?
scarf lights thirty.
limes demean endive.
alder eager booty serve?
didst sicken tmesis camel.
peep richly.
fluent eagre dredge richly?
recede public public rue!
laky clog didst.
laky elan didst.
sicken care lights sicken.
rouse dredge wop pram.
care chert placid menses.
deaden loadon elvish object.
tocher public upas.
surra bobcat.
loadon chert.
badger surra.
booty scarf.
tmesis acrid chert.
public tocher.
elvish grazer.
long salmon cahoot.
sicken bobcat.
wop recede shrike salmon!
recede vulva stout cahoot?
tmesis rue aglow loadon.
pasha gladly.
rue caul temple twicer?
debt tmesis camel snaky?
fulcra caul.
saint cape.
smith cahoot endive.
bleak gin dumpy debt.
cermet alder elves eager!
cahoot unwrap garlic didst?
cape trail acrid passe?
boxing rouse recede elvish?
rouse for.
badger elbow.
spruce belie secede dumpy.
grazer public laky fluent!
serve clog recede minnow.
unwrap brat temple gladly.
endive didst for.
object badger.
dressy bleak smith rue.
care secede demean.
peep boxing menses booty!

Dub warehousing

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Dear automated spammers and occasional human readers,

We’re currently setup in a secret hideaway - a huge warehouse in Melbourne’s Northern suburbs, sprawling and epic in its emptiness. We’re here to work on new things, refine old ones, and cook up surprises.

Ramps in the hideout

Ramps in the hideout

Okay - back to secret activities. Bye now!

ps. I listened to Dub Housing (Pere Ubu), finally, after years of hearing that it’s awesome. Didn’t like it. Damn - I was really hoping to find something new to become obsessed with. And all those bands who say they’re influenced by Pere Ubu / that record? I’m not hearing it!